Twitter users have probably met him, but if you haven’t started tweeting, you may be missing one of the fastest rising celebrities on the internet: Sockamillion, aka Sockington. Socks is a housecat with his very own Twitter account. He keeps the world posted on his professional activities, with Tweets such as
“and so I slept and then I walked around and then I slept again and then I saw a cobweb and OH FINE YES IT IS A SLOW NEWS DAY”
“excuse me pardon me up stairs not explaining why going around corner WHO HOO RUNNING LIKE MANIAC back around corner excuse me pardon me”
“time for sockington talk show WELL MORE LIKE I AM YOWLING IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM still I make an excellent musical guest”
Did you think there was nothing but banal airheaded celebrity conversation on Twitter? You were so wrong! Join Socks’ army of 1,000,000 and rising. Go to http://twitter.com/sockington and click Follow.
